The best way to describe Hank is with poetry, so I submit the following:


A Haiku

Hank enjoys coffee.

He drinks it in the break room

while he talks to Hal.

A Limmerick

Hank works at Generic, Inc.

Coffee is his favorite drink.

He hangs out with Hal,

’cause Hal is his pal,

though both often struggle to think.

A Psalm

The coffee is my beverage.

Of what other drink shall I partake?

Thou hast blessed me in my moment of tire,

in my hour of haze.

Thou suppliest all my caffeine.

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