The best way to describe Hank is with poetry, so I submit the following:
Hank enjoys coffee.
He drinks it in the break room
while he talks to Hal.
Hank works at Generic, Inc.
Coffee is his favorite drink.
He hangs out with Hal,
’cause Hal is his pal,
though both often struggle to think.
The coffee is my beverage.
Of what other drink shall I partake?
Thou hast blessed me in my moment of tire,
in my hour of haze.
Thou suppliest all my caffeine.